This table shows the number of wins, losses, ties, and points achieved by Mr. Gates against the character listed.
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| Character | Player | Wins | Losses | Ties | Points | Rank | Survival |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Speak Loudly; carry a Soft Stick | uncertain | 12 | 87 | 1 | 37 | 1 | 306 |
| The Migrainer | Holden MacRoin | 16 | 84 | 84 | 2 | 295 | |
| Cuddles | Awwwwww... | 4 | 68 | 28 | 40 | 3 | 39 |
| Dodge this | Anonymous | 8 | 8 | 84 | 108 | 4 | 199 |
| Mind Hunter | OWG | 6 | 93 | 1 | 19 | 5 | 163 |
| Kingfisher Spectre | OWG | 41 | 8 | 51 | 174 | 6 | 44 |
| Fist of the North Canadian | OWG | 99 | 1 | 298 | 7 | 45 | |
| Battle Cat | Hasboro | 15 | 84 | 1 | 46 | 8 | 146 |
| oozing genital wart | STD | 9 | 62 | 29 | 56 | 9 | 95 |
| The Mad Wombat | JTF | 70 | 5 | 25 | 235 | 10 | 119 |
| D20 Menace | WOTC | 16 | 84 | 84 | 12 | 15 | |
| Boomstick | Fully operational Battle Station | 34 | 8 | 58 | 160 | 13 | 46 |
| Test | Only a test | 40 | 3 | 57 | 177 | 14 | 143 |
| Hardboiled Wonderland | End of The World | 9 | 91 | 27 | 15 | 29 | |
| Troll | Internet Forums Everywhere | 67 | 7 | 26 | 227 | 16 | 18 |
| Headache | Need some Advil | 18 | 9 | 73 | 127 | 17 | 65 |
| CutePinkFuzzyBunny | Awwwwwwww.... | 71 | 3 | 26 | 239 | 18 | 40 |
| Crack Fiend | Mr. Fixer | 1 | 64 | 35 | 38 | 19 | 159 |
| Peter Quint | uncertain | 28 | 63 | 9 | 93 | 20 | 21 |
| LLoth | Paul | 95 | 5 | 290 | OUT | -1 |